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Sunday, January 29, 2012

A Letter T My Dead Lover

Nothing and no one compares to you
Every man I meet I compare to you
Sometimes I can't even eat
most nights I can't even sleep
cuz I'm not there with you
I need you I need you I need you so much
I'm lost and I don't know what to do
Every day for the that's year I awake hoping that this isn't the truth
How could you leave me why did you leave me
Believe me I'd trade places with you
Even if I never got to see hold hug or kiss you
Again
You were my best friend
Do or die my homie to the end
I can't even pretend
I feel like with our you in it I want my life to end
I just wanted you to come on home
Now I'm home Sully
McCully Caulkin
Home Alone
And I'm screamin like
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
What the fuck am I supposed to do wit out you pa
You were the shit
How am I supposed to continue pa?
I never even got to say goodbye
Never told you I loved you enough
Even though I always told you I loved you even when thing were rough
We were on the precipice of a second chance
Now how the fuck am I supposed to find romance
I can't
I just want you
I can't move on even though I have to
Just so u know umma still do all the things we planned to
I have to
Like the two wedding rings you bought us
My heart is locked away in a draw collecting dust
Once in a lifetime love comes once in a life time all the rest is just lust.
Most are shady 90% are crazy the other 10% just wanna lay me but all I want is my baby.
I miss you

Jody Sharron
1971-2011
RIP

Saturday, January 28, 2012

LewdEra

IBetIKinGitYoMan2Play
IfIgitYoMan2Lay
BitchillTakeYoManAway
ThenAhSmackYoHandAway
PutHimOnTheStollAway
PayMyTollIfYouWannaDipDatPoll2day
iPlayTheseKatsLikeMandole
KeepDeyAssGreasedUpLikeLandOLake
HeEatMeOutWhenWeGoOut
BitchIgetYoMan2Pay
MattAFactHeDemand2Pay
Used2BStr8NowHeLickMyDick
JustToLiveLifeRich
iSkeetSkeetSkeet
HeEatEatEat
ErryDayErryDayErryDayErryDay
HeSwallowMyShitAllTheWay
LikeDaaaamHeGr8
BitchYoManIsGayFoPay
BrainSoGoHedStudyFoFreeNEWay
HeScholarshipMeEvnWhenUmShittinng
FromMyDickHesSwinging
WheUmPissingHesDrinking
iAinyEvenHitTheCan2day
AssSwetLikeCremBrulette
KeepGrillnMeDown
ThatsShitWillGetUHemmed2Day
NowBack2YoMansBarret
Had2GiveHimBackWhenHeTried2Fuck
LilDickyCouldntPenetrate
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Friday, January 27, 2012

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Fuck Adam
UmTheFirstManUmDaFuture
ULikeEve
UmDatApple
I'm outsideDaBox
ThinkDifferent
ThinkOutsideDaBox
WontLetUInsideMyBox
FromThrG8
IGet2Work
Str8OutDaBox
BitchIAmAMacAppleBiteMe
1984 LewdWorldOre
Totalitarian System
YesIUmListnun
LikeAChrist Nun
Um Not a Christian
I don't care so idontHearYouUmNotRealkyThereWhenYouSpeak
HelpMeObiOne
#illusion
#Projection
#Halograms too
Calling AllLewdLifers
BattleStations
GotCamandosNANewLewdStar2
LookWhatCommanderLewdVader
IGotCookedUp4u
ULikeRoached
N ah CantGitRidAUGleeks
UmmABully
GotDatMorninSlushee coldFlowThroeOnUFreaks
DontKnowWhyUAlwaysTrustMe
GuesUmJesLuckyUFuckinFreaks
UCouldntSeeMeIfYouWasOnCokeHadCokeBottkeGlassesSippinOnOriginaCokeWiththaCokeit
YouCouldntSeeMeIfYouHadCokeGlassesAndIWasOnTVandDatShitCameIn3D
Throw up a double LL 4you loosers cuz you twice as clueless
DontIMakeItLookEasy
TheWayThatIDoThis
TheWayThatIRuleThis
TheWayThatILewdLifeIt
I know that um Right becauseTheyCallMeSire
#iLewdinati
SwearDatUm Righteous
EvenTookAVowOfCelibacy
NItsKickinDaHellOutaMe
HadToGoToLewdLifeRehab
AddictedToThaDick LikeDaDickPutASpellOnMe
ChasinIyMoDickLikeCaptinAhab
DigginInDeep
Oil
A-Rabs
H8rsKinH8NStayMad
IGotWhatDeyWishDatDeyHad
MySwaggIsWhatDeyLack
Even TheOtherDayMyMamma
ToldMeIaGotAMeanWalk
IfUEverSpokeToMeOnThePhone
YouKnowWhatKindaSexyVoiceIHaveWhenICreepTalk
ImDatStinkiestShit
IfIWasABitchIdBeTheBaddest
MCs DontWantTheMikeOnceUponIGrabIt
CuzIShitUponDaMicrophone
LikeIHadSumCabbage
TricksR4KidsYouSillyFaggot
GoHome
YoullNeverGetDaMicrophone
WhileIHaveIt
IllbeatYouHardLikeThisBeat
WhileIRomeNDaStreets
HookersTranniesFreaks
SellinTradeNHeatOrDaFeeze
SellinAss5Cash
JohhyPullsUpSlow
LikeWecome2MickieDickies
MayITakeYaOrderPlease
NRollPass
TakeAnotherPass
Sop@Corner
NRollPassAgain
Stop
HowMuch4You
NYourFriend
AllTheWhile
ThinkingFilthyPedophile
TheyllNeverSeeYouAgain
ThellNeverSeeUSmile
ItsASin
ThellNeverSeeUAlive
ImGonnSkinUAliveNLiveNU
IMeanSkinUAliveNLiveInYourSkin
LikePonySkin
GoodByeHorses
SayHoodBye2YaHorses
ShutYourFuckinMouth
ICantHearTheVoicesSpeakinInMyHead
ItsAWasteOfTimeNEWay
WeInTheBasement
NoOneCanHearOurVoices
SoGoAhead
Shit
Sit
ScrramYoutHeadOff
ScreamTillYoureHorse
NYourVoicesless
ThisIsHowIGetOffBitch
UDontKnowHowMuchIEnjoyThis
SoonUmmaRipYaHeadOff
CutYourFaceOff
LikeSilenceOfTheLambsOrFaceOff
KilleveryOneInDaAmbulance
AndTakeOff
UmOut
DeyBeLikeHeMadeOffLikeMadeoff
AnIKnowItsBurninU
TookAllYouMoneyToo
TookAllTheHunnies
AndDaBitchesUwasPumpin
AndDaOnesDatUWasPimponToo
ThatsItMuSonYoureDone
BecauseISaidSoSon
BecarefulWhoUTslkingTo
UMightBe
HerculesHerculesHercules
NiggaPlease
IAmZeus
IGotTheRealJuice
ThunderBots
ImHotIMustBe2Pac
IDontMean2KnockDatGuy
YouThink UHotYouThinkYouABIGShot
NotLikeMe
StillUMusBeBIG
Ready2Die
YouCantSlapboxwithGod
ThatsASin
YoullNeverWin
HopeYouAteYoSpinach
YouWheatiesNTookYoVitamins
UnSareasonHaldOdTheseMCs
IzTakinEarlyRetirement
CauseISpitThatFire
AnWeGetHigherAnHigherAn
WaitAMinuteDontDatSounFamiliar
LikeMichaelJordanJacksonsTyson
IllThrillYa
IfUmInADrinkingMoodIllSipOnSum
RedRuM WhenIKillYa
ImSoSickUmInsaneUmDeranged
LikeAKilkaInAHitchCockFilmWhoJustEscaped
NYoureTheDumbBitchWhoRunsUpStairs
RunBitchRun
ScreamBitchScream
YousAbout2getRaped
AndMurdered
BodyBloodyLikeSteak
NNoOneWillCimeToUFurneral
CuzIllCallInTheGeneral
NTellEmTheresABombScareThere
GoBackthere
SitOnYourCorpse
SpitOnYourCorpse
TakeMyPantsOff
NShitOnYourCorpse
AShitAsBigAsTheShtFromaHorse
ManWhenDeCumDeyGonNeedToHoldDeyNoses
ManDeGonNeedSumFireHoses
HeresDa1st
OfMyIndecentProposals
YouSurenderyWill
UnderNoUncertainTerms
YouWillBeMine
NoValentineNoRoses
IUmTheMaster
YoureTheSlave
YouAreMyBitch
YouServeTillUGrowOldNDieBitch

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KeepEmUncutSumTimeIKeepDaNutsCut
JustSependsOnDeyTemperment
NWheatherWhenUmBreednThem
DoDeyGiveMeTroubleOrNot
IsHowIDecideWeatherUmmaTrainEm OrBuryEmOnDDoubleUnderDaDoubleOnTheLot
NDeyNoBetterDen2EverLetMe
CatchEmSpeakn
DasWhenIGoMCHammer
OnDaBeatn
SumOfUmPushMeTillUPeakin
SumOfUmLikeABeatn
CusDeyFreakish
N AhBeatEmRatherFeverish
IAintSquimish
TieEmNILeashUm
DenIBeatUmTillDeyBleedn
PissOnEmWhileDeyCryNScramin
LikeDeyWasDyinCryn4Jesus
ButDeyNeverGetMySemen
IDontLoveEmIDontFuckEm
IOnlySkeetEmNLeaveEm
NIfUCatchMeNTheWeenend
IMightHave2or3ADem
BruisedNAbused
ButDeyKeepCuminBack
EveryWeeken4DaBeatn
SoITakeTheseTricksNITreatEm
ImAPimpSoGottaMisTreayEm
NifABitchWannaGetEven
ILlSpreadHisBloodFromDaBedToTheFloorToTheWalksNTheCeling
DontDaySoundSoAppealin
Oooo
OfficialOrders
Oooo
FromDaLewdWorldOrder
SoDooooWhatYouAughtta
OrIllDooooWhatAhGotta
BigBrotherIsWatching
StayOffDaNetNDNework
ItsAbout2GetPoppin
KeepYaEyesOnMyNetWorth
YaPersonalDataGoogleIsShoppin
FBIWantAccess2yoDigitalAssets
ThatWilBeTheRealityAsses
OfDaDigitalMass
FaceBookWasTheOpiate
SoonThereBeTaxes
BetterTakeAPosition
EitherWithUsOrtTheOpposition
DenPlayYoPosition
TakeOrdersNListen
LewdLife2DaDeath
NoMatterTheMission
JustFollowYaIntuition
NKeepOnFishn
MakeEnoughNoise
Nsun1WilListen
InfultrateTheTakeOverTheSystem
MalcomWasRight
ByAnyMeansNecessary
OccupyThatBitchAllNight
GetUpStandUp
YouGottaFight4yoRight
SoGetUpStandUp
DontGiveUpTheFight
DontLetThemEvenTryIt
YeahDeySellItButUNoItsBullShit
DontUEvenBuyIt
EvenThoughTheySellItInLttlePelletts
WithFakeSmilesAndAdsWithFake Pettles
AndTellUItsGood4You
NDeyGotMo
PillsForTheSideEffects
NSumMo
Pills4TheSideEffectsFromThemToo
ThatsHowTheyGet2You
SoBePersistent
#AloAlo
KeepUpDaResistance
KeepYaEar2TheGroundNListen
FlowsSoUndergroundRailroad
WeDoneLostTramsmission
LadiesNGentlemen
Holdon2TheRail
UmmAboutToTakeOff
TakeHold
WatchMeJerkoff
SoNiceUmmAboutToGetOff
ButThisIsntMyStop
DontStoporDoIt4DaDoe
justDoItFoHipHop
SteadyStayBakenDough
BeenPeculatenFoAMin
Um i been patient like a patient waitin
an I'm readyLike Spaghetti NUmAboutToPopNboilOver
CuzUmOverTheTop
NICoukdDoThisFoEvah
BustnOffAtTheHead
OffDaTop
UmCallinOfgWitDaHeads
OffTheseMCs
UmSoFarAhead
LikeTheCops
N HanibalLechther
N it's fitting cuz I eat MCs when i get in or rather when I escape or they let me out
MCs need to run n escape when I get me out
sicker den swine flu
True
um trippn da way i rhyme Yout
um rippin MCs in 2
toss it 2 the wind 2
And in Da wind away they flew
I'm the God I am higher make em call me Sire too
Umma retire with the crown and the throne That you watchin too!

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Ok no more Mr Nice Guy
Frontn ass nigga you ain't the right guy
Fuckin PeterPans ass bitches you ain't a man,Tell tinker bell I said hi.
N She got more balls than N E 1 of these guys
Sex so weak I don't even want a reprise
Said you was honorable showin your vulnerable side
But you lion ass guys only got one sign /n ah aint talkin leo
talking bout um the Uno like um Neo
Pinocchio ass niggas you aint even worth the lead
Set yo ass on fire fo thta lying ass shit you said
U only got 1 side 7 days you weak Shut ya fuckin mouth you ain got permission ta speak
Now you bound n ball gagged
An um pissed like a chick on a raw rag
An um pissin on you shits then um shittin on you shits
Colostomy bag
Can't stand these shitty ass fags shitty ass attitudes
IDK who U keep tryn 2 use
Like un sum kinda fucking ass fool
Like umma let u run thru
cuz you say you wanna be the one I run to
You the one who better run foo
Texas chainsaw massacre umma murder ya ass ya cur
Talkin all that romantic shit
oh I just wanna cuddle you look so hot I love ....(PAUSE) uh er your stubble
Bitch I kin see the mist you ain't that interested you just wanna hit
I ain't got time 4 these diseased bitch-ez I mark em out take out x em out like ex ez
Not b4 I go fetish porno
bound em up beat em up triple Xez
Still I find no respite
guess umma have to be on some death shit
Columbine
teen aged angst teen aged hate psycho Michael Myers Norman bates
Still these faggots is way sicker then me
I can't relate
I would never call my self gay
If this is how gays behave
perpetuate the propaganda of the system
fall in line with the agenda perpetuate the H8
you can't even see that shit cuz its yourself you H8
I can't participate
I'm Done

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Jan 02.2012


Ironically enough since my iPhone4 has been OOC & OOC and I've had to rely heavily on my iPad and my old iPhone3g (no S), I have been getting more "work" done. I say "work" cuz well... I'm sure you get the idea. Funny how when we don't have the best we make due with what we have, propel beyond expectation or aim even.
So it's 2012 and I'm sure if you're actually gracious enough to be still following my rants n raves across the Internet and possibly jerking off to either my shit or someone elses shit I've posted....Breath... By now you're wondering Lewd.. WTF Dude!
Yes I know I've been a bit heavy handed with twitter and Tumblr etc but that's just to whet your appetite for what's to cum so to speak. It's 2012 the end of the world as we Know it. Before it ends
#TheLewdWorldOrder will Rise
I promise lots of new original content across all media with a LewdLife reboot and LewdLife2.0 and the Premier Issue of LewdLifeMag
This blog However, Im not really too sure what im gonna do. Ossues with the man (Google) and queer censorship so... We will see. Not to worry o ye faithful, the long form blog will continue as the world turns we the young and restless will 43ver have sumthin 2 bitch about.

Of you appreciate my Long form efforts or You just have a short attention span...pls show your support and follow me on Tumblr Twitter or what evers your Flavor.

@DamianLewd
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