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Sunday, February 12, 2012

LiesNoMo

LiesNoMore
I don't wanna hear your lies no more
I don't wanna live this life no more
I don't even know this guy no more
Don't know who I see you don't even look me in the eyes no more
You barely acknowledge me any more
What did I do to make you so very bored
WTF is going on
Why don't you cut me loose
I'll give you the rope tie ya own noose
Why do we have to drag this out so long
I don't even care who's right or wrong
I just wanna be on my own
I just wanna be left alone
I dont need this shit when I come home
Where did I go
who was I with
when you know I was a school n who I was wit.
n btw who was the dude you passed the crew wit
Cause if You been worried bout where Inbeen or who I saw or what club I went Wit my homies baby don't worry
Like you don't do shit
And tryn around and turn it around like was the one to do shit
Then just for measure throw in some rude shit
That's ok cuz um on sum new shit n
I don't wanna hear your lies no more
I don't wanna live this life no more
I don't know this guy no more
Same Face but I don't recognize you bro
Don't know who I see you don't even look the same 2 me
I just wanna be alone tonight
No um not contemplating suicide tonight
I simply had enough
I am filled with rage and disgust
But if you don't get out my face get out my place umma leave this bitch in hand cuffs
N um 2cute to got to prison so godhead n call Tyrone to take you to wherever it is you be trick
Cuz You be Tripping an
I don't wanna hear your lies no more
I don't wanna live this life no more
I don't even know this guy no more
Don't know who I see you don't even look me in the eyes no more
SoUKinGit2Stepping StopLookinNGet2heading
4TheFrontDoor

I don't wanna hear your lies no more
I don't wanna live this life no more
I don't know this guy no more
Same Face but I don't recognize you bro

Had to be a freak and sneak n perpetrate
You coulda had a freak Circ d sole
I don't know why you insist on hurtn me
you full of shit you just a bitch you ain't shit you ain't worthy to be jerkin me Watch how you step when you think you be murkin me
sleep with one eye open like whites during slavery
you never know who be luring in the shadows waiting to slit ya throat n commit murder u son
never know what kinda psychos out there murdering on a murder spree drinking Redrum chewing Big Red Gum
#UmJesSayn
Shit in ya pants
dick in ya mouth
shit on the couch
Shit on your face
shit on the walls
The bitch you was trickn with corpse is in the basement but I kept an ear for a souvenir oh and now I got a spare pair of balls in a jar
All while I was in Tahiti gettin freaky having drinks at the bar
#BestTanEverByFar

Thursday, February 2, 2012

So Sweet MonJan32012


So I've got my moms Honda in the city while she's driving my sisters Volvo which shes fixin to sell cuz she just bought a new car. Ok so I've had this car for like a week now school started toady if your are vigilant in keeping up with my tweets you already knowI got a parking ticket this morning. Time to return the vehicle.
After class I drive from queens to Westchester to drop off the car. Moms asleep. She works nights so I didn't want to disturb her for a ride to the train station. I call my sister who lives about a half mile away if she can take me.
"I'm leaving now"
I get my shit n head for the door.
A minute later she's picking my up at the curb.
In the car we exchange hellos etc
Oh you can have this
What is it?
This girl know gave it to me.
What is it?
She's Irish.
Huh? That's relevant, I think.
What is is
I Don't know some kinda Chocolate. You know I don't eat that shit. Nor does she let her kids. Me on the other hand, I'm gonna be diabetic like so many in Lewds past.
"Hi my name is Damian & um a Chocoholic. "
No lie I have a snickers bar in my pocket right now.
Wooohooo! Chocolate. Sweet. Thanks!
We reach the train statin say our goodbyes. I get my ticket and FiddleFuck around with my iPhone till I remember the short film that I shot last night. I check out the rendering on the first cut, looks great. I call my best M8 who's in it. While I'm on the phone some thing catches my eye. The chocolate comes in one of those tins like what Grannies butter cookies with the sugar on top. I never liked those. I already knew the sweets came in a tin; it was only in one of those plastic shopping bags. The arresting element was that the tin, was purple. Now he can appreciate this as we've been m8 since we were lads. And of course by now he would know the significance. The next thing I notice is the little pictures of the individually wrapped chocolates
Oh Shit! Dude!
What!
I repeat the story I've just told you
"She's Irish."
Now that shit makes sense
It's Fuckin Cadbury Chocolate
My absolute favorite chocolate and I've got a whole fucking tin of it!
Sweet!
Twirl DairyMilk Eclairs Caramel TwistedCreamEgg &Fudge
Just When I'm hard up n celibate
Sweet
So Sweet

-DL

Sunday, January 29, 2012

A Letter T My Dead Lover

Nothing and no one compares to you
Every man I meet I compare to you
Sometimes I can't even eat
most nights I can't even sleep
cuz I'm not there with you
I need you I need you I need you so much
I'm lost and I don't know what to do
Every day for the that's year I awake hoping that this isn't the truth
How could you leave me why did you leave me
Believe me I'd trade places with you
Even if I never got to see hold hug or kiss you
Again
You were my best friend
Do or die my homie to the end
I can't even pretend
I feel like with our you in it I want my life to end
I just wanted you to come on home
Now I'm home Sully
McCully Caulkin
Home Alone
And I'm screamin like
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
What the fuck am I supposed to do wit out you pa
You were the shit
How am I supposed to continue pa?
I never even got to say goodbye
Never told you I loved you enough
Even though I always told you I loved you even when thing were rough
We were on the precipice of a second chance
Now how the fuck am I supposed to find romance
I can't
I just want you
I can't move on even though I have to
Just so u know umma still do all the things we planned to
I have to
Like the two wedding rings you bought us
My heart is locked away in a draw collecting dust
Once in a lifetime love comes once in a life time all the rest is just lust.
Most are shady 90% are crazy the other 10% just wanna lay me but all I want is my baby.
I miss you

Jody Sharron
1971-2011
RIP

Saturday, January 28, 2012

LewdEra

IBetIKinGitYoMan2Play
IfIgitYoMan2Lay
BitchillTakeYoManAway
ThenAhSmackYoHandAway
PutHimOnTheStollAway
PayMyTollIfYouWannaDipDatPoll2day
iPlayTheseKatsLikeMandole
KeepDeyAssGreasedUpLikeLandOLake
HeEatMeOutWhenWeGoOut
BitchIgetYoMan2Pay
MattAFactHeDemand2Pay
Used2BStr8NowHeLickMyDick
JustToLiveLifeRich
iSkeetSkeetSkeet
HeEatEatEat
ErryDayErryDayErryDayErryDay
HeSwallowMyShitAllTheWay
LikeDaaaamHeGr8
BitchYoManIsGayFoPay
BrainSoGoHedStudyFoFreeNEWay
HeScholarshipMeEvnWhenUmShittinng
FromMyDickHesSwinging
WheUmPissingHesDrinking
iAinyEvenHitTheCan2day
AssSwetLikeCremBrulette
KeepGrillnMeDown
ThatsShitWillGetUHemmed2Day
NowBack2YoMansBarret
Had2GiveHimBackWhenHeTried2Fuck
LilDickyCouldntPenetrate
#LewdLifeRehab

Friday, January 27, 2012

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Fuck Adam
UmTheFirstManUmDaFuture
ULikeEve
UmDatApple
I'm outsideDaBox
ThinkDifferent
ThinkOutsideDaBox
WontLetUInsideMyBox
FromThrG8
IGet2Work
Str8OutDaBox
BitchIAmAMacAppleBiteMe
1984 LewdWorldOre
Totalitarian System
YesIUmListnun
LikeAChrist Nun
Um Not a Christian
I don't care so idontHearYouUmNotRealkyThereWhenYouSpeak
HelpMeObiOne
#illusion
#Projection
#Halograms too
Calling AllLewdLifers
BattleStations
GotCamandosNANewLewdStar2
LookWhatCommanderLewdVader
IGotCookedUp4u
ULikeRoached
N ah CantGitRidAUGleeks
UmmABully
GotDatMorninSlushee coldFlowThroeOnUFreaks
DontKnowWhyUAlwaysTrustMe
GuesUmJesLuckyUFuckinFreaks
UCouldntSeeMeIfYouWasOnCokeHadCokeBottkeGlassesSippinOnOriginaCokeWiththaCokeit
YouCouldntSeeMeIfYouHadCokeGlassesAndIWasOnTVandDatShitCameIn3D
Throw up a double LL 4you loosers cuz you twice as clueless
DontIMakeItLookEasy
TheWayThatIDoThis
TheWayThatIRuleThis
TheWayThatILewdLifeIt
I know that um Right becauseTheyCallMeSire
#iLewdinati
SwearDatUm Righteous
EvenTookAVowOfCelibacy
NItsKickinDaHellOutaMe
HadToGoToLewdLifeRehab
AddictedToThaDick LikeDaDickPutASpellOnMe
ChasinIyMoDickLikeCaptinAhab
DigginInDeep
Oil
A-Rabs
H8rsKinH8NStayMad
IGotWhatDeyWishDatDeyHad
MySwaggIsWhatDeyLack
Even TheOtherDayMyMamma
ToldMeIaGotAMeanWalk
IfUEverSpokeToMeOnThePhone
YouKnowWhatKindaSexyVoiceIHaveWhenICreepTalk
ImDatStinkiestShit
IfIWasABitchIdBeTheBaddest
MCs DontWantTheMikeOnceUponIGrabIt
CuzIShitUponDaMicrophone
LikeIHadSumCabbage
TricksR4KidsYouSillyFaggot
GoHome
YoullNeverGetDaMicrophone
WhileIHaveIt
IllbeatYouHardLikeThisBeat
WhileIRomeNDaStreets
HookersTranniesFreaks
SellinTradeNHeatOrDaFeeze
SellinAss5Cash
JohhyPullsUpSlow
LikeWecome2MickieDickies
MayITakeYaOrderPlease
NRollPass
TakeAnotherPass
Sop@Corner
NRollPassAgain
Stop
HowMuch4You
NYourFriend
AllTheWhile
ThinkingFilthyPedophile
TheyllNeverSeeYouAgain
ThellNeverSeeUSmile
ItsASin
ThellNeverSeeUAlive
ImGonnSkinUAliveNLiveNU
IMeanSkinUAliveNLiveInYourSkin
LikePonySkin
GoodByeHorses
SayHoodBye2YaHorses
ShutYourFuckinMouth
ICantHearTheVoicesSpeakinInMyHead
ItsAWasteOfTimeNEWay
WeInTheBasement
NoOneCanHearOurVoices
SoGoAhead
Shit
Sit
ScrramYoutHeadOff
ScreamTillYoureHorse
NYourVoicesless
ThisIsHowIGetOffBitch
UDontKnowHowMuchIEnjoyThis
SoonUmmaRipYaHeadOff
CutYourFaceOff
LikeSilenceOfTheLambsOrFaceOff
KilleveryOneInDaAmbulance
AndTakeOff
UmOut
DeyBeLikeHeMadeOffLikeMadeoff
AnIKnowItsBurninU
TookAllYouMoneyToo
TookAllTheHunnies
AndDaBitchesUwasPumpin
AndDaOnesDatUWasPimponToo
ThatsItMuSonYoureDone
BecauseISaidSoSon
BecarefulWhoUTslkingTo
UMightBe
HerculesHerculesHercules
NiggaPlease
IAmZeus
IGotTheRealJuice
ThunderBots
ImHotIMustBe2Pac
IDontMean2KnockDatGuy
YouThink UHotYouThinkYouABIGShot
NotLikeMe
StillUMusBeBIG
Ready2Die
YouCantSlapboxwithGod
ThatsASin
YoullNeverWin
HopeYouAteYoSpinach
YouWheatiesNTookYoVitamins
UnSareasonHaldOdTheseMCs
IzTakinEarlyRetirement
CauseISpitThatFire
AnWeGetHigherAnHigherAn
WaitAMinuteDontDatSounFamiliar
LikeMichaelJordanJacksonsTyson
IllThrillYa
IfUmInADrinkingMoodIllSipOnSum
RedRuM WhenIKillYa
ImSoSickUmInsaneUmDeranged
LikeAKilkaInAHitchCockFilmWhoJustEscaped
NYoureTheDumbBitchWhoRunsUpStairs
RunBitchRun
ScreamBitchScream
YousAbout2getRaped
AndMurdered
BodyBloodyLikeSteak
NNoOneWillCimeToUFurneral
CuzIllCallInTheGeneral
NTellEmTheresABombScareThere
GoBackthere
SitOnYourCorpse
SpitOnYourCorpse
TakeMyPantsOff
NShitOnYourCorpse
AShitAsBigAsTheShtFromaHorse
ManWhenDeCumDeyGonNeedToHoldDeyNoses
ManDeGonNeedSumFireHoses
HeresDa1st
OfMyIndecentProposals
YouSurenderyWill
UnderNoUncertainTerms
YouWillBeMine
NoValentineNoRoses
IUmTheMaster
YoureTheSlave
YouAreMyBitch
YouServeTillUGrowOldNDieBitch

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KeepEmUncutSumTimeIKeepDaNutsCut
JustSependsOnDeyTemperment
NWheatherWhenUmBreednThem
DoDeyGiveMeTroubleOrNot
IsHowIDecideWeatherUmmaTrainEm OrBuryEmOnDDoubleUnderDaDoubleOnTheLot
NDeyNoBetterDen2EverLetMe
CatchEmSpeakn
DasWhenIGoMCHammer
OnDaBeatn
SumOfUmPushMeTillUPeakin
SumOfUmLikeABeatn
CusDeyFreakish
N AhBeatEmRatherFeverish
IAintSquimish
TieEmNILeashUm
DenIBeatUmTillDeyBleedn
PissOnEmWhileDeyCryNScramin
LikeDeyWasDyinCryn4Jesus
ButDeyNeverGetMySemen
IDontLoveEmIDontFuckEm
IOnlySkeetEmNLeaveEm
NIfUCatchMeNTheWeenend
IMightHave2or3ADem
BruisedNAbused
ButDeyKeepCuminBack
EveryWeeken4DaBeatn
SoITakeTheseTricksNITreatEm
ImAPimpSoGottaMisTreayEm
NifABitchWannaGetEven
ILlSpreadHisBloodFromDaBedToTheFloorToTheWalksNTheCeling
DontDaySoundSoAppealin
Oooo
OfficialOrders
Oooo
FromDaLewdWorldOrder
SoDooooWhatYouAughtta
OrIllDooooWhatAhGotta
BigBrotherIsWatching
StayOffDaNetNDNework
ItsAbout2GetPoppin
KeepYaEyesOnMyNetWorth
YaPersonalDataGoogleIsShoppin
FBIWantAccess2yoDigitalAssets
ThatWilBeTheRealityAsses
OfDaDigitalMass
FaceBookWasTheOpiate
SoonThereBeTaxes
BetterTakeAPosition
EitherWithUsOrtTheOpposition
DenPlayYoPosition
TakeOrdersNListen
LewdLife2DaDeath
NoMatterTheMission
JustFollowYaIntuition
NKeepOnFishn
MakeEnoughNoise
Nsun1WilListen
InfultrateTheTakeOverTheSystem
MalcomWasRight
ByAnyMeansNecessary
OccupyThatBitchAllNight
GetUpStandUp
YouGottaFight4yoRight
SoGetUpStandUp
DontGiveUpTheFight
DontLetThemEvenTryIt
YeahDeySellItButUNoItsBullShit
DontUEvenBuyIt
EvenThoughTheySellItInLttlePelletts
WithFakeSmilesAndAdsWithFake Pettles
AndTellUItsGood4You
NDeyGotMo
PillsForTheSideEffects
NSumMo
Pills4TheSideEffectsFromThemToo
ThatsHowTheyGet2You
SoBePersistent
#AloAlo
KeepUpDaResistance
KeepYaEar2TheGroundNListen
FlowsSoUndergroundRailroad
WeDoneLostTramsmission
LadiesNGentlemen
Holdon2TheRail
UmmAboutToTakeOff
TakeHold
WatchMeJerkoff
SoNiceUmmAboutToGetOff
ButThisIsntMyStop
DontStoporDoIt4DaDoe
justDoItFoHipHop
SteadyStayBakenDough
BeenPeculatenFoAMin
Um i been patient like a patient waitin
an I'm readyLike Spaghetti NUmAboutToPopNboilOver
CuzUmOverTheTop
NICoukdDoThisFoEvah
BustnOffAtTheHead
OffDaTop
UmCallinOfgWitDaHeads
OffTheseMCs
UmSoFarAhead
LikeTheCops
N HanibalLechther
N it's fitting cuz I eat MCs when i get in or rather when I escape or they let me out
MCs need to run n escape when I get me out
sicker den swine flu
True
um trippn da way i rhyme Yout
um rippin MCs in 2
toss it 2 the wind 2
And in Da wind away they flew
I'm the God I am higher make em call me Sire too
Umma retire with the crown and the throne That you watchin too!

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