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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Online Etiquette 101: Got Pix

When some one asks you to send a pic and you send a pick of your dick or ass or asshole, it's like sending a pick of your foot or hand unless you're trying to say you are a dick or an asshole.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Got Bitches

Bitches I got Bitches
Got so many bitches you woulda thought I bought n sold bitches
Got Young bitches Got old bitches
Whip their hair like wil-low bitches
Flip they hair like Farah Fawcett
Mr Water faucet
Got Hot n Cold Bitches
And my bitches stay on
from dusk till dawn
I Thought i told bitches
...I'm mean
Beat em wit a rolled magazine & tell em
No!
Better Sit shake & roll Bitches
Thought I told bitches
I dole bitches
I will black jack Dat ass
Den fold bitches
Now play dead bitches
Only fucks with pure bred bitches
Magazine cover & center fold bitches
Bitches can get the dickn
nutten come between us but a rubber when we trickin
I magazine center fold bitches
When I give em deep dicken
but bitches will never see my riches
So when I'm finished treatn
Thanks for the piece bitches
Time to hit da streets bitches
git the fuck up out dis piece
n go hit the stroll bitches
America's got talent
Time to climb the fuckn pole bitches
All I know is...this
[pause]
Better come back wit my dough bitches
Or at a couple grams at least B
Or you gon be like Daddy No!
Jean Bonett Ramsey
Beat Dat bony ass
Ram a bone up Dat lonely ass
as I bone you in grass
the way I beat these bitches down
Could call me Chris Brown
[Pause]
wit out the grammy
Eat these Lil bitches like Eminems
Too hot 2hold Bitches
GTF up Out my kitchen
Gordon Ramsey
But this ain't TV
ICU but you can't see Me
Bitches Can't run Bitches can't hide
[PAUSE]
from my hardon
Daddy omnipotent
All seeing eye
Sauron
Ain't got no rings 4 ya finger
Got some Things 4 ya Ta Deliver
So what you hide n Fo Bitches
Anywhere you try2go Bitches
Daddy already know Bitches
You in Danger like Dat mouse N Penfold bitches
Since you had2run
now its ten fold bitches
If the Feds come
Put em to bed son
Cuz ery body know Some
...bitches will turn snitches
Call me Jay-z Son
Cuz I'm on to the one
I seed n sew Bitches
So its time 2 git mo bitches
You already know boyches

Monday, July 2, 2012

Woke Up Wit a woodie

Woke up wit a woodie woodie
Wish I had some goodie nookie
Love it when it's good n gushy
Aint talkin Josie and the Pussies
Alone so I gotta pull n push me
Need some lube to slip a finger in the tushie
No need to worry I know it's clean and sweeter than a chocolate tootsie
Guys Fantasize about this chocolate bootie go slow mr turtle
too much teeth Mr Owl
suck it don't bite it
It's not a cookie
!!!!STOP!!!!
In my eyes I want you to look me
Do that again an umma have ta beat ya like bookie
Like dem crooks out in Brooklyn
so play nice like you playn hookie
Heard you was a hoe so I know you not a rookie
But you bite it like a newbie
So stop trying to beat it up like the cops b4 they try to book me
Once we got things str8
str8 to heaven where he took me
Ready to shoot like an Uzi when u do me
When um done loosie goosie
Now GTFO
You want 2 hang here's sum rope now tie the noosie loosely Time2 get loopy like Lucy
Ricky You So mean
Auto asphyxia autoerotica
David Carradine Hong KongFooey Chop u like suey Kung Fu
I could see da fu-ture
Fortune cookie
Lookie Lookie Ms Cleo
Im going in call me Neo
I'm the One Lo Hago Frio
Tony Montana Al Paccino
Todo el mundo es mio
I'm in your bed like a freaky
Pido
Call me Tio
Now give me head make it good
Mamma mio
Make me sing Like Skeelo
Bulging like a speedo
Ready 2 skeet skeet skeet
So take it real slow
Too late here's a free load

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Recon Buyer Beware

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